omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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