New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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