The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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