I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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