so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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