You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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