It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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