Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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