bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Buhtt sex?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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