You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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