he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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