remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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