so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Is it penis luge time yet?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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