May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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