Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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