No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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