We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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