So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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