BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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