Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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