the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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