People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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