Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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