On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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