i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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