Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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I am available for nakedness
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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