I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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