Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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