sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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