In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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