My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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