i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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