Christians are straight up FREAKS
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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