chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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