In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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