Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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