Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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