Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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