Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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