How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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