The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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