i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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