Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You ruined the universe
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize