your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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