whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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