Well apparently he's into motor boating.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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