As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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