just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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