Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
be right there i have to get my cape
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