Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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