We should be called the Road Head Warriors
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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