i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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