That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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