Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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