she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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