Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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