He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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